In the year 2007, a brilliant scientist lost some of his most important data as a result of the antics of a certain monkey. This data was lost out in the sky and beyond. The only solution he could see was to send this monkey into orbit with a data collection mechanism to reclaim his precious information. But how to propel a monkey into space? He decided that his only solution was to fill the monkey with enough douche water that the pressure would send him soaring into the heavens. He would become the first Douchemonkey Astronaut.

You play as Pwnchop, captain of the Douchemonkies, and your job is to propel yourself further into space to retrieve as much lost data as you can. Navigate thr...

Everyone's favorite asshole is back, just in time for New Years! In this exciting, high action game from Podunkton puts you in the seat of Klunk, who has stopped into the bar for a bit of a drink. Unfortunately, he only has 3 minutes until the bar closes, in which time he needs to get as pissed as he can! What will happen?

Take shots by clicking the mouse, then use the mouse to stay balanced in the center of the stool. Lean too far one way or the other and you'll fall. Click rapidly to regain composure! You can also take a chaser by pressing the space bar to relieve some of the inebriation. The drunker you are, the more points you score. Try to hit the all time drunk!

Inspired by the hundreds of IM's we used to get after the success of "The Wrong Vagina", this tongue-in-cheek game will probably get us sued by Microsoft and AOL eventually. You play the role of Cycon accessing his computer. Your job is to X-out as many IMs as you can before they crash your system! The more points you score, the more secrets you unlock. Try to unlock them all!

You are the pill! As the evil sperm try to invade the egg, you must battle them off by using your potent pill powers to touch and destroy them before they reach the egg. The more sperm that reach the egg, the more damage the egg will take and soon, you'll get pregnant. That's the last thing Damien needs, so get to poppin' those sperm!